May 2012
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December 2011
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LOOK AT # 4
American Horror Story Finale: Sneak a Peek at Tonight’s Top Five OMG Moments
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I LIKE MY TATE LANGDON LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE: DARK...
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12 21 11... MY LIFE WILL BE POINTLESS
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Oh, God... SPIDER...
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YEAH, BITCH?
capnamurica asked: I want someone to burn the rubber suit. I'm honestly sick of seeing it.
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THAT LITTLE SMILE TATE GETS WHEN VIOLET SAID "I...
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STOP FUCKING WITH MY EMOTIONS, RYAN MURPHY.
We all know that’s not Evan Peters in that suit. But if it’s Tate… FUCK YOU AND YOUR MIND GAMES, RYAN MURPHY!
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I HAVE A REALLY FUCKING CRAZY THEORY...
This is probably bullshit (haha VIOLET) but hear me out…
Ben kills himself in the early on after threatening Constance or some shit- and forgets about it. Oh yeah. Shit just got real.
A new family moves in and the ghost are pissed off as fuck about it.
So they try and scare them away.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE VIVIEN? And is that Tate in the suit (probably, considering he’s kinda...
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ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HOW TATE WAS LOOKING AT THAT...
‘Cause I did. And apparently Tate’s going to try and show his love “in a very traditional way.”
HOLY SHIT!
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There is a God. His name is Evan Peters... BAMF →
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Ryan Murphy...
Who hurt you?
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Tate's gonna lose his shit in the next episode.
If it’s him in the Rubber suit AGAIN, I will be upset- not because I’m a fangirl of Tate (‘cause honestly… I’m all the “high-maintenance bitch” I need)- but because I want him to try and make amends for everything he’s done. Not go ape-shit and turn on his inner Clockwork Orange.
I wonder who he’s having a throw-down with in Violet’s...
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WHY THE FUCK IS VIVIEN RUNNING IN THE PROMO? SHE'S...
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I LIKE HOW THE STRONGEST HARMONS ARE DYING IN A...
Violet- Really fuckin’ tough
Vivien- Less tough, but still fuckin’ tough
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Ben- Bitch, yet he’s still alive.
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT?
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TOOK A NAP; I AM SO FUCKING READY FOR THIS
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FUCK YES.
Only 7 hours and 56 minutes till American Horror Story.
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SATANIC BABY IS GONNA CLAW ITS WAY OUT OF VIVIEN...
acrasiaa asked: holy lord. your whole blog either made me rofl or completely agree with everything posted. Also, if you could maybe help me try and explain this show in other words besides 'some crazy shit, man.' that would be fantastic. amazing blog <3
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TATE DOESN'T LOVE NORA.
Evan Peters says in pretty much every fucking interview how much Tate love Violet.
If you’re leading us on… So help me Ryan Murphy…
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IM LIKE 65% SURE THAT THE HARMONS ALL DIE IN THE...
“The Harmon family ‘finally comes together’ by season’s end. ‘They stop taking each other for granted.’”
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THE PILOT HINTS AT VIOLET DYING
Mirah’s Special Death is used as Violet’s theme for a couple of episodes
But it’s a special death you saved For me, the brown-eyed daughter
Pete and the Pirates’ Blood Gets Thin plays during Violet’s fight
And I can’t wake her up ‘Cause she’s already dead
And then Leah screams something along the lines of,
“You are so dead!...
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
“Tate… You’re a bit of a massive fuck up when it comes to women.”
“What?”
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ME, WHEN VIOLET FINDS OUT TATE IS RUBBER DADDY
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Tell Tate to save his drama for his baby mama.
*Drops microphone, walks away*
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
“Hey Tate… Billie Dean hates you.”
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BITCH, WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT?
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Hold couple counseling.
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I WONDER WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT….
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Play “Milkshake” whenever Constance comes into the room.
“AHH YOU SHOT ME… Oh, wait. I’m already dead, motherfucka.”
I have Murder House ghost powers. I could do it.
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Hold a “Family” movie night and get all of the Ghosts to watch Sleepover with me.
…
And then wait for Tate’s reaction.
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Why Tate Hates Patrick and Chad
1. He’s homophobic.
or
In “Birth” he may just be using derogatory slurs because he’s angry about the whole “We’re gonna steal your kid/girlfriend’s half sibling”, because he thinks they might tell Violet about Rubber Man, or because he blames them for what he “had” to do to Vivien (because they weren’t going to have a baby.)
or
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Try and explain Twitter to Tate.
” So basically you just tell strangers what you are doing every moment of the day, like:
‘Hanging out w/ the infantata bitchez :))))) we gonna give sum lil bitchez sum mad emotional scarring yo ;)’
… Tate?…. You still with me bud?”
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Give Nora an issue of Cosmo.
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
“Hey, Violet, your dad’s going to kill you when he finds out you slept with Tate… Oh… Wait…”
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Tell Tate that Constance had sex with Larry in his bed.
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Convince Hayden that ghosts can get Gonorrhea.
“I swear to fucking god, Hayden. Just ask Maria; bitch knows what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.”
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JUST REALIZED THAT VIOLET DIED A VIRGIN.
Oh wait. That’s impossible.
‘Cause life fucks us all.
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Leave out a copy of Parents magazine where Chad could see it.
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THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A GHOST IN THE MURDER...
Tell Troy and Byran lies about sex.
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5 THINGS THAT MIGHT HAPPEN
1. The Rubber Man’s baby might not be satanic
2. That non-satanic baby might die, giving all of the baby-maniacs a perpetual satisfaction.
3. Ben’s baby may survive and through Vivian and Ben may reconcile.
4. Momma Bear and Papa Bear Harmon may end up coming to terms with the fact that Violet is dead.
5. Big Harmons may move away, starting a new life with their baby.
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IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU SHOULD NEVER HURT THEM
How much do you want to bet Violet is going to say that to Tate next episode?
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WHAT IF THE WHOLE PLOTLINE OF AMERICAN HORROR...
‘Cause with the amount of work I have to do for finals, that makes SO much sense.
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TAISSA FARMIGA SAID THAT VIOLET IS GOING TO FIND...
FUCK.
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5 THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO HAPPEN DURING "birth"
1. Violet is going to find out that Tate takes “your mom” jokes to a whole new level.
2. Chad and Constance are so going to have a cat-fight. Or should I say Saber-Tooth Cat-fight? Let’s face it. These characters are the wittiest on the show (disregarding Larry- who doesn’t?)
3. Violet is going to try and do some MAJOR exorcizing. Billie Dean up in here… yo.
4....
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DECONSTRUCTING "BIRTH"
Okay, so we start off with the good doctor telling us that one baby is ready to live it’s live outside of the womb.
No shit, Sherlock.
Then Tate’s all like “I did something bad, didn’t I?” If you count fucking your girlfriend’s mom (impregnating her in the process) then taking your spawn’s half-sister’s virginity bad… The yeah. Ya did...
